It's never been an issue for me because I like hairy butts but apparently some gay men have issues with the natural darkening around the butt crack which follows with age.

Consequently it's all the rage to have your butt crack bleached to return you to your original pink virginal beauty.

Vanity gone mad or have I lost my gay gene?

Surely putting bleach on any part of your body (never mind yer arse!) is unwise given it's rather strong chemical content and effect?!

Methinks that's vanity gone bonkers!

Oh, and given what a somewhat innocent and virginal person moi is, I'm the last person wot needs to use bleach, especially on my derriére.

Gud greef wot neckst

So how long do you have to sit with your arse in a vat of Parazone?

I imagine it would be best done with the help of a friend Ralfie, sitting in the chemical might be overdoing it.
Wonder if lemon juice or whitening cream would do the same job? Not that I am interested, mind you!

I recall seeing a programme on TV a couple of years ago where they were doing anal bleaching on females somewhere in the states.

"......they were doing anal bleaching on females somewhere in the states."

Shouldn't they have been doing it somewhere in the arse? he he he, ho ho ho!!

"So how long do you have to sit with your arse in a vat of Parazone?"

I can just see the manufacturers extolling this lesser known 'use' for their product!



Oh, and Ralfie, try pouring a bottle of the stuff in the sink, and then gently lowering your arse into it.

For how long?

Oh, until you feel a slight pain down there, or your smoke detector alarm activates; whichever occurs first.

I don't think you're supposed to squat in industrial strength bleach Ralf - unless you have something you'd like to share with the rest of us...

Any other hairy arse fans on here?

I'm thinking it is peroxide rather than chlorine bleach?
"Bleaching" is the result rather than the method.
There are various strengths of peroxide, as those of you who tamper with your natural hair colour, will know...LOL!!

The hairier the better!

As long as it is soft hairy Sutton.
In the halcyon days of no condoms, I had many an injury after a night of thrusting into barbed wire barricades!
Did I just type that...?

Hairy does it for me too, and natural colour arses also, yum yum (shades of the Mikado creeping in there.)

"(shades of the Mikado creeping in there.)"

"Ooooh!, He's going to marry Yum Yum......."

Which three little maids from Kag are we..... are going to be your bridesmaids?

Which three little maids from Kag are we..... are going to be your bridesmaids?

Well let me see..... Red of course, Moosongman, and it wouldn't be complete without Electroeversocute.

That's the trouble...always the bridesmaid!!

That's the trouble...always the bridesmaid!!


If that is not for you..... there is a vacancy for a Matron of honour. Much more suitable for our age eh,lol.

That's the trouble...always the bridesmaid!!

But I've heard it said the bridesmaids, particularly the chief one, has more sex after the wedding than the bride, so there you are, Moosongman and Electrocute banging away at the reception.

"Moosongman and Electrocute banging away at the reception."

I don't think either of us would be happy about that...LOL!!

Help wanted from a twonk. How can I copy from another post? the only time it works for me is when I highlight it and move it down to make a reply, but when it is not on the same level it does not work, it only works when I can see it on the screen.


Did any of you actually understand that,not sure if I did,lol.

Really Bobbles!!
Highlight,copy,move to reply frame,click and paste!
Even an old "Luddite" like me can do that!!

Thanks moosongman , you won't believe me, but I have been doing that for ages and it has never worked in the past.
But this time it did heehee so previously I obviously must have been doing something wrong